So, my neighbours just got a heat pump mounted rigth outside my bedroom window, and in -20 degrees celsius it makes helluvalot of noise, keeping me awake at nigth. They are both realy creepy and we are not what you would call friends. I was thinking of just throwing a dog turd in it, and filling their whole house with the smell of pooh. but that is kind of cruel i guess, and i would get trouble myself. A less evil option is to throw a bucket of water over it, freezing the whole damned thing up, but also that can easily be traced back to me.
I need some ideas, plese contribute for the sake of my sleep?