My father keeps a large box of magazines in his closet which he says are carpentry magazines for men.?

Question

I think maybe he's not being entirely honest with me however. I always devolop my own wood when reading the one about Penthouses. Is it normal to become so visibly firm and sweaty just looking at these architectural digests?

Also, his nearby tool box has some unusual tubes of caulk and odd vibrating mechanisisms. as well as a string of bath beads, and a large can that smells like old fish. Is he being honest with me?? Should I ask Mom?

Answer 1

jesus christ hasnt anybody got a sense of humour personally i thought it was very funny nice but then again im english and we have a good sense of humour

Answer 2

that depends. basing from your reaction i think you're still a kid. keeping off your dads things is a way of saying that you respect his privacy. i mean, you would not want your father to meddle in your stuff. honestly speaking, i think what your father has is for adults. things that kids like you shouldn't dare touch nor care to know about. with regards to telling your mom about this... kid, they are married right? they live in one house and i really think that your mom knows anything about your dad. so let them have their peace. in the future, you'd understand. i think your a guy and when you grow older you'll know that kinda stuff and believe me when you reach that point you don't want to be bothered. i know its just curiosity... it'll pass, just don't think about it.

Answer 3

Mind your own business you wierdo. Let the man have his whatever in peace. THis is the least you could do for the man honerable enough to raise your pathetic tail...