Question:
How do I get rid of Fork Gnomes?
2009-08-29 17:19:29 UTC
for the past few years my house has been infested with gnomes that steal
mainly forks but also takes deodorant, socks, scissors, and even chuck taylors! ive tried spraying cat urine on the base board around the house and burning condoms as suggested by a gnome hunter, but its still not working.

do you have anymore methods of gnome warding i could use?
Four answers:
EagleWatcher
2009-08-29 17:39:06 UTC
Gnomes are afraid of cats.
2009-08-29 18:33:39 UTC
Aw, now I know why I don't have any gnomes - the cat scares them away!



These sound like an extremely virulent variety, however. I think that you should call a licensed and experienced paranormal exterminator. Gnomes are not very common though so it may be difficult to locate a professional who can handle this problem.



You could also try catching the Gnomes and selling them on eBay. Try the Have-A-Heart trap, then seal them in large jars with holes poked in the lids. My dad's friend actually sold a "ghost in a jar" on eBay for a good amount of money.
Garry
2009-08-29 17:51:18 UTC
My Nan had problems losing stuff around the House. Then we noticed the smell of Urine that you mentioned. We had her put in a Home - and the Gnomes and Smell have all gone too.
2009-08-29 17:23:37 UTC
mouse traps, or get a cat


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